Fat

Your butt is wide
Well mine is too
Just watch your mouth, or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on
Ham on
Ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown
Well I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat--come on
(Fat fat--really really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--come on you know
(Fat fat--really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just tell me once again
Who's fat?

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code
When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat--come on
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it
(Fat fat--really really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it you know
(Fat fat--really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat
If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat--come on
(Fat fat--really really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it you know
(Fat fat--really really fat)
Woo
Woo
Woo

(When he sits around the house
He really sits around the house)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--come on
(Fat fat--really really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it, you know it
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know you know you know--come on
(Fat fat--really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat--you know, hoo
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it, you know
(Fat fat--really really fat)
And the whole world knoes I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again--who's fat?

Clip này Phá đưa lên rồi mà bác Milou

Để cái khác vào

UHF: give me a snake, medium rare

Eat It

How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it
Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no desert till you clean off your plate

So eat it
Don't tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Your table manners are a crying shame
Your playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now if you starve to death you'll just have yourself to blame

So eat it, just eat it
You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it
I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more Spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it

Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it
If it's getting cold reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it,you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it

Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it

Amish paradise


Bài nhạc chế hay nhất của Weird al Jankovic

Lâu lắm mới được xem một cái video hay và cảm động về cuộc sống hoang dã

Cám ơn summerone nhiều.

phi hành gia xì trum astrosmurf

Chết cười, xem cái này lại nhớ tới phim "The Deer Hunter" gì mà có Robert De Niro đóng

King's Singers

Bach

Cá ăn chuột

Funny video.

Cám ơn sync nhiều, cái video về máy bay rất là funny.

Short version - Qua cầu gió bay 1940

long version

Hồi năm ngoái, tớ có đi công tác Malay, được các bạn bên đó cho xem 1 đoạn video clip nói về một nữ sinh bị các bạn nữ khác xúm vào tát. Cùng xem hôm đó là một nhóm người ASEAN. Xem xong ai nấy đều lắc đầu lè lưỡi chê con gái Malay đầu gấu. Nhưng có lẽ các bạn ấy chưa được thưởng thức tài đức của phụ nữ VN như clip sau đây, mới quay được mấy ngày

Cái clip của Root xem ghê răng quá
Nữ sinh mà giống một hội giang hồ bụi đời áo trắng tóc dài.

Ngày nào tớ cũng phải lượn vào xem cái này 1 vài lần giờ lunch cho khỏi stress

The mean kitty song

my way - Elvis Presley , lyrics paul anka, music Revaux and Claude François, "Comme D'habitude"

And now, the end is here
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and ev'ry highway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way

Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall and did it my way

I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy way,
"Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I did it my way"

For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught
To say the things he truly feels and not the words of one who kneels
The record shows I took the blows and did it my way!