Fat

Your butt is wide
Well mine is too
Just watch your mouth, or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on
Ham on
Ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown
Well I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat--come on
(Fat fat--really really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--come on you know
(Fat fat--really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just tell me once again
Who's fat?

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code
When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat--come on
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it
(Fat fat--really really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it you know
(Fat fat--really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat
If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat--come on
(Fat fat--really really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it you know
(Fat fat--really really fat)
Woo
Woo
Woo

(When he sits around the house
He really sits around the house)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--come on
(Fat fat--really really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it, you know it
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know you know you know--come on
(Fat fat--really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat--you know, hoo
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it, you know
(Fat fat--really really fat)
And the whole world knoes I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again--who's fat?

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UHF: give me a snake, medium rare

Eat It

How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it
Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no desert till you clean off your plate

So eat it
Don't tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Your table manners are a crying shame
Your playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now if you starve to death you'll just have yourself to blame

So eat it, just eat it
You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it
I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more Spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it

Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it
If it's getting cold reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it,you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it

Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it

Amish paradise


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